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TYNE AND WEAR

Web design in Newcastle upon Tyne

A proper website for Newcastle upon Tyne, minus the jargon and the six-month wait.

Nobody in Newcastle upon Tyne has ever said 'what a lovely carousel'. We build sites that sell instead.

No Bollocks owl mascot

The landmark, and something about Newcastle upon Tyne

Our owl had a nosy round the area so you don't have to.

A word about Newcastle upon Tyne

There are roughly 320,605 people in Newcastle upon Tyne. A fair chunk of them are searching for what you sell right now, and most of them will never scroll past the first three results.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Newcastle upon Tyne process.

What we build for Newcastle upon Tyne businesses

No packages named after precious metals. Just the work.

Brochure sites

Five or six pages that explain what you do and get people ringing.

Online shops

Take money without paying a developer every time a price changes.

Booking systems

Let people book a slot instead of playing voicemail tennis.

Local SEO

Turn up when someone nearby searches for what you sell.

The Newcastle upon Tyne landmark map

Pulled live from OpenStreetMap. Handy for the photos on your homepage — and proof we know where Newcastle upon Tyne actually is.

Free Newcastle upon Tyne flyer, with QR code

Yours to print, no strings. Scan it and you land back here.

Real-world example

Example: A proper website in Newcastle upon Tyne

Pemberton BrosNewcastle upon Tyne. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 69

Enquiries / month

7.5s → 1.3s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£1500

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Most-asked-for in Newcastle upon Tyne

Each one has its own Newcastle upon Tyne page, and a national page if you'd rather read the detail first.

Business Websites in Newcastle upon Tyne

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

Business Websites — the full detail

Trades Websites in Newcastle upon Tyne

Built for builders, plumbers, sparkies and anyone who works with their hands.

Trades Websites — the full detail

E-commerce Websites in Newcastle upon Tyne

Online shops that take money while you sleep. Payments, stock, delivery — sorted.

E-commerce Websites — the full detail

Local SEO in Newcastle upon Tyne

Show up in your town when customers search for your trade.

Local SEO — the full detail

Logo Design in Newcastle upon Tyne

Clean marks that work on vans, websites, shirts and tiny favicons.

Logo Design — the full detail

Google Ads in Newcastle upon Tyne

Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.

Google Ads — the full detail

Everything we do in Newcastle upon Tyne

Every service and sector gets its own Newcastle upon Tyne page — written for Tyne and Wear, not copy-pasted with the name swapped in. Here's the lot, grouped so you can find yours.

SERVICES

AI & AUTOMATION

BRANDING & DESIGN

BUSINESS GROWTH

CONTENT CREATION

DIGITAL MARKETING

HOSTING & SUPPORT

PHOTOGRAPHY & VIDEO

PRINT DESIGN

SEO

SIGNS & DISPLAYS

SLATE CARVING

SOCIAL MEDIA

VEHICLE GRAPHICS

WEBSITE DESIGN

WORKWEAR

TRADES & PROPERTY

FOOD, DRINK & HOSPITALITY

RETAIL & E-COMMERCE

HEALTH & WELLBEING

PROFESSIONAL & FINANCIAL

MOTORING & TRANSPORT

EDUCATION, SPORT & LEISURE

CREATIVE, EVENTS & COMMUNITY

HOME & LIFESTYLE

INDUSTRY, FARMING & ENERGY

PETS, ANIMALS & OUTDOORS

TECH, MEDIA & MARKETING

PUBLIC, CARE & COMMUNITY

Can't see it? The content map lists every area and page we've written.

Tell us what your business actually does and we'll tell you what it actually costs.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers