Slate Carving
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
Slate Carving services
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
Address Plaques
Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.
from £50Bespoke Slate Projects
One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.
from £99Business Signs
Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.
from £120Corporate Gifts
Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.
from £75Custom Engraving
Bespoke text, logos and artwork engraved into slate.
from £50Farm Signs
Rural slate signs for farms, estates and outbuildings.
from £110Garden Signs
Slate markers and labels for gardens and allotments.
from £55Hotel Signs
Room numbers, door signs and directional slate plaques.
from £130House Signs
Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.
from £60Memorial Plaques
Respectful, lasting memorials crafted in slate.
from £100Pub Signs
Traditional carved slate signs for pubs and inns.
from £99QR Code Slate Signs
Slate signs with carved or printed QR codes for menus and info.
from £90Reception Signs
Elegant carved slate for front desks and entrances.
from £140Restaurant Signs
Slate menus, specials boards and exterior signage.
from £130Wedding Gifts
Personalised slate gifts for weddings and anniversaries.
from £65Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Bristol
Bellamy Trading — Bristol. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 40
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.4s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Who asks for slate carving
These sectors order this most. Each one has its own page with prices, examples and the bits that actually matter — or browse all industries.
Slate Carving for solicitors & legal
Practice areas, quotes and enquiry handling that complies.
See the sector page Food, Drink & HospitalitySlate Carving for cafés & bakeries
Daily specials, order-ahead and a menu you can edit yourself.
See the sector page Motoring & TransportSlate Carving for car dealers
Stock listings, part-ex forms and finance enquiries.
See the sector page Public, Care & CommunitySlate Carving for churches & faith groups
Service times, events and giving that works on mobile.
See the sector page Professional & FinancialSlate Carving for construction & civils
Case studies, accreditations and tender-ready credentials.
See the sector page Health & WellbeingSlate Carving for dentists & orthodontics
Treatment pricing, finance options and new-patient forms.
See the sector page Industry, Farming & EnergySlate Carving for engineering & fabrication
Case studies, accreditations and drawing uploads.
See the sector page Trades & PropertySlate Carving for estate agents
Listings, valuations and landlord portals. Fast and searchable.
See the sector pageSlate Carving in your town
We cover every town and village in the UK. Pick yours, or see all 36,061 of them.
People who want slate carving usually want these too
Bundle them and it's one quote, one build, one invoice.
Address Plaques
Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.
from £50More slate carvingBespoke Slate Projects
One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.
from £99More slate carvingBusiness Signs
Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.
from £120More slate carvingCorporate Gifts
Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.
from £75More slate carvingCustom Engraving
Bespoke text, logos and artwork engraved into slate.
from £50More slate carvingFarm Signs
Rural slate signs for farms, estates and outbuildings.
from £110
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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