📱 Social Media
X (Twitter) Setup
Clean header, profile and pinned post strategy.
What you get
- Fixed price before we start
- Built for your business, not a template
- Mobile-first and fast loading
- Plain-English copy that sells
- Human support, not a chatbot
- Turnaround in days, not months
You don't get
- Hidden fees
- Monthly ransom to keep it live
- Jargon nobody understands
- Waiting weeks for a reply
Ready to talk?
Tell us what you need and we'll send a fixed quote — usually the same day.
Typical price: from £99. Final quote depends on exactly what you need.
How it works
Tell us what you need
One call. No sales script.
Fixed price quote
In writing before we start.
We build it
Fast, properly, no faff.
You own it
Files, domain, the lot.
Real-world example
Example: X (Twitter) Setup in Bristol
Duffy & Sons — Bristol. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 70
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Who asks for x (twitter) setup
These sectors order this most. Each one has its own page with prices, examples and the bits that actually matter — or browse all industries.
X (Twitter) Setup for flooring & carpets
Room calculators, samples by post and fitting slots.
See the sector page Trades & PropertyX (Twitter) Setup for cleaning & facilities
Domestic and commercial rounds, quotes by square footage.
See the sector page Public, Care & CommunityX (Twitter) Setup for care homes & home care
Warm, clear, CQC-ready. Families find answers fast.
See the sector page Pets, Animals & OutdoorsX (Twitter) Setup for dog walkers & sitters
Coverage areas, insurance and a diary that fills itself.
See the sector page Health & WellbeingX (Twitter) Setup for health & wellness
Therapists, dentists, clinics. Calm design, clear booking.
See the sector page Food, Drink & HospitalityX (Twitter) Setup for hotels & b&bs
Rooms, rates and direct bookings that dodge commission.
See the sector page Home & LifestyleX (Twitter) Setup for interior designers
Portfolio-first, enquiry second. Let the rooms do the talking.
See the sector page Tech, Media & MarketingX (Twitter) Setup for it support & msps
Packages, SLAs and a ticket link that isn't buried.
See the sector pageX (Twitter) Setup in your town
We cover every town and village in the UK. Pick yours, or see all 36,061 of them.
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Bundle them and it's one quote, one build, one invoice.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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