Patchole, Devon
Managed Hosting in Patchole
Half the Patchole search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with Patchole businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patchole businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting patchole"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the Patchole map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patchole is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about Patchole
You won't win Patchole on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Patchole are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Patchole business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in Patchole
Delaney Group — Patchole. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 67
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Patchole: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Patchole page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the Patchole bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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