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Everything in Patching

Patching, West Sussex

Instagram Setup in Patching

Half the Patching search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £99

What instagram setup looks like round here

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

We work with Patching businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Patching businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "instagram setup patching"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Instagram Setup — the Patching map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patching is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Instagram Setup, and a word about Patching

You won't win Patching on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Patching business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Instagram Setup in Patching

Kowalczyk Bros — Patching. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 32

Enquiries / month

6.3s → 1.3s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£1250

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Patching: Social Media

Everything below has its own Patching page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosFacebook SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Instagram Setup without the Patching bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Instagram Setup near Patching

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patching town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.