
Patcham, Brighton and Hove
Hosting & Support in Patcham
Half the Patcham search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What hosting & support looks like round here
Keep your site online, fast and secure without the technical headaches.
We work with Patcham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patcham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "hosting & support patcham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Hosting & Support — the Patcham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patcham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Hosting & Support, and a word about Patcham
You won't win Patcham on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Patcham process.
Real-world example
Example: Hosting & Support in Patcham
Kowalczyk Bros — Patcham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 40
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Patcham: Services
Everything below has its own Patcham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Hosting & Support without the Patcham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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