
Hoy, Orkney Islands
Conversion Optimisation in Hoy
Hoy isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £350
What conversion optimisation looks like round here
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
We work with Hoy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hoy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "conversion optimisation hoy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Conversion Optimisation — the Hoy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hoy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Conversion Optimisation, and a word about Hoy
Hoy is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Hoy, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hoy job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Conversion Optimisation in Hoy
Whitlock & Co — Hoy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 50
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.8s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Hoy: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Hoy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Conversion Optimisation without the Hoy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendConversion Optimisation near Hoy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hoy town centre.
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- Conversion Optimisation in Outertown7 km
- Conversion Optimisation in Petertown7 km
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- Conversion Optimisation in Houton8 km
- Conversion Optimisation in Midland9 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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