
Border, Somerset
Analytics in Border
Half the Border search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Border businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Border businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics border"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Border map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Border is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Border
You won't win Border on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Border job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Border
Rowntree Ltd — Border. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 45
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Border: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Border page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Border bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Border
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Border town centre.
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- Analytics in Witham Friary4 km
- Analytics in Batcombe5 km
- Analytics in Wanstrow5 km
- Analytics in Redlynch5 km
- Analytics in Gasper5 km
- Analytics in Gare Hill5 km
- Analytics in Bruton6 km
- Analytics in Norton Ferris6 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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